Sunday, July 30, 2006

Okay, I love my dog, but...

...this is more than a little ridiculous:
Baltimore's Ottobar holds a group "interspecies" marriage ceremony, for patrons who so love their animal companions that they have chosen to marry them.

Damn, those Republicans pushing for an amendment banning gay marriage had it right all along! It's a slippery slope. Allow gays to marry, and next thing you know, it'll be man on dog, man on box turtle...

2 Comments:

Blogger Elizabeth said...

Well, there certainly won't be any women marrying their pets. I saw a couple of pigeons flirting on the rooftop across the way, and suddenly the male pigeon jumped on the female pigeon, but he jumped off after about five seconds. I'm not sure if this was rejection, or if that's just how long it lasts in the pigeon world...

12:58 AM, August 03, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Faithful, forgiving love being the primary ingredient of a successful marriage, there are a few interspecies proposals I would have to seriously consider.

1:21 AM, April 23, 2007  

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